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fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
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Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

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When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

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